Welcome to the internet's oldest flattop haircut site. Over the years,
many people have shared flattop photos and links with me.
All cultures have hairstyles. An adult's hairstyle is a personal statement
about who he or she has chosen to become. For many men of my generation,
the decision to wear long hair meant a break with the 1950's culture
of conformity, repression, and intolerance.
Growing up, I faced unusual challenges. I was physically handicapped,
geographically isolated, disfigured, and friendless.
I survived because of a work ethic and the kindness of a few good people
whose paths crossed mine. My struggle as a young adult was to redefine
myself completely. And something as simple as the choice of a haircut
proved a defining moment.
Life's better now. Literally every day,
I'm
given the opportunity to be of real help to somebody new. I am richly blessed.
As for other flattop men, the haircut seens to say,
"I work hard and play hard. I'm a survivor.
I am self-sufficient. I live intensely."
Both my hairstyle and my attitude are farther from
today's "mainstream" than wearing a nose ring, using illegal drugs, being a "swinger",
or pretending you hate people you don't even know.
You'll need to decide for yourself
whether I've made the right choices.
Enjoy the page, and feel free to explore
the rest of my large website.
In the mid-1950's,
the flattop was the most popular men's hairstyle in the United States.
Even Tiny Yokum, newly-introduced
as Li'l Abner's brother, wore a flattop.
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Many of the US astronauts, past and present, have worn flattops.
Gus Grissom was a classic.
In "Come Together", the Beatles mentioned the
hairstyle and its link to social
conservatism.
I always liked the style. Several classmates and a few favorite teachers were flattop men during the 1960's.
Again, it was a mark for conservatism and a work ethic.
During the Watergate
affair, I thought H.R. Haldeman's haircut, though not his obvious
corruption, was
the greatest. His nickname in the White House was "the brush".
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When I was 32, something clicked.
I realized I could get a flat-top buzz-cut of my own, just
by asking my barber. Whenever I am tempted to call anyone else
stupid, I put it in perspective by remembering all those
years when I could have had my flat-top crewcut.
In the US, the flattop is usually a man's hairstyle.
With its harsh lines and angles,
a flattop suggests
a work ethic, physical fitness,
and an intense, serious approach to life.
Flattops were especially popular in the conservative 1950's, and remain
very popular in the military and among policemen.
You'll see flattops worn by high-up professionals and working men,
and by guys of all orientations and ethnic backgrounds.
I have noticed that flattops are especially
popular with
computer geeks,
weight lifters,
police officers, and
professional military men.
All are non-nonsense, self-sufficient, hard-working types.
When I pass a stranger with a flattop, I usually say, "Sir, that's a great
haircut!" Almost always, I'll get a smile, and some reply that confirms the
common bond among flattop men.
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Regrettably (I think), flattops are still almost exclusively a man's hairstyle.
The most notable exception is beautiful
Grace Jones, whose portrayed
a woman of great discipline and moral courage. Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here (with Dolph Lundgren),
here, and
here. As you can see, her flattop seems to have become
an icon for artists.
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Thanks once again to
the many people over the years
who have sent me most of these flattop photos.
SomethingAwful, a left-wing satirical
site, actually honored this page as their "awful" site of the day.
I enjoyed the joke more than anybody else, and only wish I were as good-looking,
romantic, or versatile they'd have you believe! Thanks for the traffic!
Dan Martinelli died in 2003. He was
credited with introducing the flattop as an alteriative to the military buzz.
It was popularized by professional athletes, especially the Cincinnati Reds,
who wanted to stay cool in summer.
"At one point, the flat top represented the American male."
The link to his memorial article is now down. I would appreciate hearing
of other memorial sites.
Wikipedia on flattops
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Chris Parker and me, with our
flat-tops; Christmas 1991.
Chris is a onetime steroid-free national high-school powerlifting
champion and top medical school student, and now an Army internist
at Walter Reed.
We are sworn brothers.
Chris
now lives and practices in Texas with his wife Rozina. I wish every man could have a few friends As Good As Chris.
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Student Doctor Travis
Richardson and me, with our
flat-tops.
Travis is yet another physician who I helped train.
He also has a background as a
competitive power-lifter. |
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Baseball great Roger Maris wore a flattop.
Also
here (on the left with Mantle and Boyer),
here,
and here (with the fan who caught
his 61st home run). | |
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Russ D'Antonio, of Sugar Creek MO, has an
identical twin Paul who also sports a flattop and who has skydived with me.
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Flat Tops -- "This website
is dedicated to the absolute best haircut ever invented in the history of the world."
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Steve Tabor, one of the members of the UHS
class of '05 with his new
flattop. |
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Whitey Herzog,
St. Louis Cardinals |  |
Flattop Gallery
Mike Methner
got his flattop in the marines. He is a physician who I helped train.
Flattop February --
video describes a tradition among Korean airmen dating back to the Korean war. Link
is now down.
Also here.
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Pierre Curie, co-discoverer with his wife of radioactivity, wore
a flattop.
You must begin life with a dream, and then make that dream a reality.
Thanks to flattop man David Carlson for pointing
out the antiquity of Professor Curie's haircut.
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Damian
Arlyn as Hamlet at the Albany
Civic Theater.
Mr. Arlyn
is an actor and director of Shakespeare, and
my good cyberfriend. He operates the website
for the drama program
at a Christian school.
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Greg Dixon, KAAL-TV weatherman
whose familiar military flattop mirrors the rigors of his difficult science.
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Dan McWilliams, one of the three firemen in the World Trade Center photo.
In both photos, the men are George Johnson on the left, Dan McWilliams
in the middle, and BIll Eisengrein on the right. | |
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Astronaut Walter Cunningham (Apollo 7 crew, right).
Also
here,
here,
here, and
here.
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Malcolm Scott Carpenter, astronaut
Mr. K[illian] back in the day, teacher
at Righetti High School, Santa Maria, CA.
Auguste Rodin, artist.
The 12 Most Bad@ss Flattops in All Sports.
"Being a great athlete isn't just about performance. It's about attitude. And nothing tells the world just how badass you are than a perfectly sculpted flattop."
Johnny Unitas, Kurt & Brenda Warner, Lawrence Taylor,
Ken Griffey, Grant Hill, Howie Long,
Jack Kemp, Earl Morrall, Detlef Schremph,
Svetlana Khorkina, Patrick Ewing, and Brian Bosworth.
Butch Wax
Bob Ash -- marine, and his
family. Also here.
Marine teaching Honduran orphan to swim. Joint Task Force Bravo.
Proper Technique of Lifting -- from Rasch & Burke, "Kinesiology", 1959. Professor Rasch
worked at Camp Lejeune, and perhaps the model is a marine
Marine swim instructor
Niall McGuinness, a cyberbuddy,
sports a flattop. Also
here and
here.
Jimmy Dodd Photo Collection
Milon is an fantasy-art
character with a flattop haircut.
James M. Maricevich, Coast Guard hero. Link is now down.
Buzztown
Barber Shop -- Nomenclature. Hope the site will be back online soon.
The Flattop Cut -- hairfinder.com
How to Cut Hair -- videos
198 Barber Shop, Laurel, MD. "Meet
Chris, one of our many flattop customers."
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My cyberfriend "Mr. Flattop", a military master barber,
operates "The Barber's Nook" in Thompson, CT.
His second shop is The Barber's Nook II at 79 North Main in
Webster, Mass 01570. Tel. 508-943-6200.
Sketch by John Carroll of Connecticut.
mrflattop@charter.net.
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Clayton Bell, Texas geologist and one of my cyberfriends.
Click here for his website.
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Yahoo! Flattop Haircuts
Dave Szczublewski -- flattop.
Click to see his police officer friend here.
Attila Narin
Mark Pope, Milwauke Bucks basketball
Patrick Ewing, basketball player
Chris Mullin, basketball
player, also here,
here,
here,
and .
Eric Montross, basketball player,
also here,
and here.
Police Officer -- new anti-terrorist technology, Scientific American Nov. 06
Dad and lad
Police Officer
Police Officer
Police Officer
Police Officer
Police Officer
Greek Police Officer
Eric Monstross, basketball
Brent Klaus, gymnast
Mike Clark, Aggies coach
Joe Girardi, NY Yankees, also
here and
here.
Marines in Iraq
Crewcut Charlie Weis, Notre Dame coach.
Also here
and here.
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Tom Michaelson -- YMCA swim coach, from former site ssty.org
Mark Verstegen, athletic coach and author.
Also here,
here,
and here.
Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here
here
here
video
also here.
Todd Stroud, North Carolina State football coach, formerly wore a flattop.
Len Dawson
Jason May, Texas
Tech football
Jerry Kramer, Green Bay packers
Guy Chemical -- manufactures of silicone gasket material in squeeze tubes
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Hubert
Neiss, economist. Director of the International Monetary
Fund's Asia and Pacific Department through the 1990's. |
How I Got My Flattop
Tukul Arwana, Indonesian comedian
Billy Gardell, comedian.
Also here,
and here.
George Gobel, comedian, also
here,
here,
and here.
Doug
Four Time's a Charm -- personal account
Flattop -- personal account
Duke campus barber -- definitions
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a minor character in the "Beetle Bailey" comic strip, has had a flattop for most
of his comic career.
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Flattops are easy for cartoonists.
Flattop haircuts appear in The Far Side
(most boys),
MuscleHedz,
Clear Blue Water (Manny Torres),
Brevity,
Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!
Baby Blues (indicates "then" vs "now"),
and Dork Tower
Sometimes Mort Walker draws Killer Diller with
a flattop, though usually he wears headgear.
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Michael
Jai White wears a flattop in "Universal Soldier".
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Joe Allbaugh is director of the Federal
Emergency Management Agency.
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Rodney King sported a flattop in 1992.
Charlie Sheen with a flat-top.
Well, sort-of.
Ron Perlman with a flattop, sort of,
on the set of Titan AE.
Kirk Douglas caricatured from Spartacus,
with a better flattop than in the actual movie.
| Women with Flattops
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"Steve Roper",
one of the last surviving popular adventure comic strips,
featured Mike Nomad, a tough, resourceful guy
whose prematurely-white hair accentuated his flattop. Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
The
last strip
was 12/26/04. It was by far my favorite for the past three decades.
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In the world of adventure comics, right and wrong have always been clearly
demarcated. I hope this is not an anachronism.
Mike's rough talk and wisecracking hid a heart of gold.
His adventures featured interesting, highly-capable women
and customized, ultra-modern vehicles. Mike never got to keep either,
but he remained philosophical and cheerful.
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Dash Mihok with a flat-top as a modern-dress Benvolio.
Angelina Jolie with almost-a-flattop
Ed Harris with a flattop in "Apollo 13".
He played Gene Kranz, who in real
life had an even better flattop.
Berend Veneberg -- Dutch strong man
Wayne & Randy's Barber Shop
Nick Cassavetes
has three different lengths of flattop in "The Astronaut's Wife".
Tapestry Drive
rock group member Jamie has a flattop. Click
here or here.
Deerfield Buzz -- Florida barbers
Barry in New Zealand
Swimmer and dog
Greg Blue -- flattop as youngster
"Masculinely Politically
Incorrect" site for bi-gay men. PG-13. Logo features a man with a flattop.
Learning about flattops helped me understand that this community
is far more diverse and less stereotypical than I'd imagined.
W.H.Macy with a flat-top, from "Mr. Holland's Opus
William
Macy with a flat-top as "Shoveler".

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Johnny Unitas, football great,
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Brendan Fraser wore flattops in "Gods and Monsters" and "Blast from the Past".
Aaron Tippin wears a flattop.
Cheryl Bevis, his
fan-club president, tells me that Mr. Tippin's barber is
in Smithville, TN, and that he has clippers on his
tour bus.
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Dead Poets Society
Doug Ulman, multiple cancer
survivor and advocate. Click here for
more on the Ulman Cancer Fund for Young Adults.
Couple on Beach, Puerto Rico -- classic photo
Pierre Marie, MD -- co-discoverer of Chacot-Marie-Tooth disease
Jake Busey with a flat-top
-- as Ace Levy in "Starship Troopers. Also here
and here
and here.
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Kurt Russell with a flattop.
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 Stargate.
Also here.

Soldier. I related
to Sgt. Todd sitting just
outside, brooding and puzzled, while the ordinary people partied.
Another photo
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Mr. Buzzcut -- Beavis & Butt Head's teacher.
Also here.
Buzz -- Maryland Informational Poster
Haircuts for Men
Also here
here,
here,
here,
here ("this style
is appropriate for most ages and professions").
Boys' Guide to Short Haircuts
Grace Jones, actress with a flattop in "A View to a Kill", 007.
Buffo, the world's strongest clown
Michael Douglas with a flattop, in "Falling Down".
Well, sort of.
Tom Sizemore
"Sick
Of It All", with band members
Lou and Pete Koller showing their flattops. Also here.
Brian Bosworth,
also
here.
Brian Bosworth in "The Longest Yard."
Jeff Garcia, quarterback. Also here.
The
Truman Show -- cop with flattop
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Brute Force.
Computer game.
"Tex even sports a flattop crew cut, as a constant reminder
to the player that, yes, this is the guy who's more brawn than brains." [Actual page is nown down.] |
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Planet Quake -- adventure game evidently with a flattoped hero
Why it's good to be a cop.
They get the coolest
low-maintenance haircuts known to
man. Scout out the right
barber ship andyou can score
a flat top for just $10.
Dawn of War -- yet another game with a flattopped hero
Races of Destiny -- fantasy art
Crewcutguy -- webshots
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Denzel Washington wore a flattop in "Courage Under Fire".
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Flattop 2000 -- link
Extreme Female Flattop Haircuts
Citadel women's haircuts against regulations -- strange story from
the military school
Men's Short Haircuts
Men's Flattops
Jenny Fine -- beautiful young woman
whose turns-ons include flattop haircuts
French Flattop
from a blog.
The Flat Top Crew --Brisbane
specialty barbers
David Nunney, murder victim
Dick Stigman, baseball player
Players Rolling Dice
Hugh Morrus -- wrestler
Unknown military wrestler
Stud Hammer -- wrestler
Airman -- tire inflation superhero
Cartoon
Ray Traylor, late wrestler.
Also
here and
here,
here.
Thriller author Vince Flynn often sports a flattop. Click
here or
here.
Tony Badaracco --
weight lifter
Greg Kovacs, bodybuilder.
Also here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here.
Lee Priest --
weight lifter; also here and
here.
Jeremy Markum, bodybuilder and entrepreneur, formerly had his own site.
He's now here,
here
and here.
John Cutri, bodybuilder.
Also here.
Rickson Gracie, martial artist
Warren Waters -- cartoon hero
Derek T, cyberfriend.
Dangermutt -- private Noah Brinks
John Zoller -- illustrator for children; paints a marine's haircut.
You can get a t-shirt.
Neutron Sports -- unknown bodybuilders
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Cyberfriend Tony Palm, Jr., preparing for Navy Dive school, with his son |
Dirk Muller of the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.
Also
here,
here and
here. Thanks to visitor Donald Books.
Mark Trail -- January 10, 2008
Philip K. Dick Reader -- cover art evokes the 1950's
Round Ireland Swim -- announcer
Unknown Swimmer
Karshner Triplets -- male models
Eddie Feigner -- "king of softball"
Lums Pond -- unknown duathlete
Dick Stark, classic bodybuilder.
Kevin, coach at David Barton gym
Eddie Elwood, bodybuilder.
Jack Strauss, bodybuilder.
Adam Ashley, bodybuilder.
Unknown military man.
Gary Reeves operates an ambulance for animals. From "Good Housekeeping", Feb. 2005.
Paul Terek -- pole vaulter
Unknown sailor -- Costa Rica tour site
Unknown athlete.
Unknown athlete.
Unknown bodybuiler -- supplement ad.
Chase Jenson -- Alaskan bodybuilder
Adrian, bodybuilder. Also here.
John Cena, wrestler.
Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
and
here.
Markus Ruhl, bodybuilder.
| Sigourney Weaver with a buzz. Not quite a flattop. |  |
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Predator Omnibus. Graphic novel series scripted by Mark Verneiden and
based on the popular movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In the first three stories, the brother of Arnold's "Dutch Schaeffer"
character fights aliens. The protagonist is a cynical, wisecracking
policeman who
has no relationships apart from his bond with his partner,
does not know what has become of Dutch, and wonders
whether there is anything more to life than meaningless struggle.
The majority of the humans are vile, and a sub-theme is
whether the monsters are any worse.
There is extreme, almost continuous
violence but no bad language.
There is good attention to detail, and Schaeffer's flattop becomes
rumpled during combat. In several panels, the shadowing makes the
flat top unequivocal, flatter than Arnold's in the movie.
Here is how "Schaeffer" looks in work by different teams.
"Cement Jungle": Pencils by Chris Warner and Ron Randall. Inks by Sam de la Rose, Chris Warner, and Randy Emberin.
Click
here or
here.
"Cold War": Pencils by Ron Randall, inks by Steve Mitchell. Click
here or
here.
"Dark River": Pencils by Ron Randall, inks by Rick Magyar. Click
here or
here.
Highly recommended. | |
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Gymnast Nemov, also here.
Unknown bodybuilder
Unknown bodybuilder
Markus Ruhl shown with Jay Cutler. Kurtwood Kuta identified these men for me.
Christian Boeving in "When Eagles Strike"
Christian Boeving sported a flattop in "When Eagles Strike". His site is under
revision, but you can see his flattop
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
River Market Brewery -- Kansas City
Dik Alan Daso, curator of modern military aircraft at the Smithsonian
Gomer's -- Kansas City
Bromance -- adventure game
Frankie Rongo, senior bodybuilder
R. Mason, bodybuilder
Mike Matarazzo, bodybuilder,
also
here,
here,
here,
and here.
John Hansen, bodybuilder
Unknown Bodybuilder -- supplement ad
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Dick Butkus, football great,
has worn a flattop for years.
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Shawn Ray -- African-American
bodybuilder who sometimes sports a flattop.
Also
Frank Dillon, Alaska Trucking Association
Jack Kevorkian, pathologist and euthanasia
advocate, with a flattop. Also here.
Bulldog Brown, wrestler
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Brock Lesnar, wrestler.
Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
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A J Watson, mechanic,
"always identifiable by his slim build and flattop haircut even into his 70s".
Also,
here,
and here.
Spin & Marty
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Tim Considine wore a flattop haircut
which helped popularize the style in the 1950's.
Also here.
Ricky Nelson also sometimes wore a flattop.
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Spin and Marty, showing Tim Considine, David Stollery,
Rudy Lee, and Steve Stevens. Also here.
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Steve Timmons winner of three Olympic volleyball medals,
and owner of Redsand Inc, a gym clothing company,
took a competing clothing manufacturer to court
for its cartoon of a volleyball player with a red flattop.
Case
M'Otto Enterprises, Inv. v. Redsand, Inc.
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Kurt Warner, Rams quarterback,
has a flattop, as does his wife.
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Steve Harvey comedian
Popular Mechanics photo of technology genius
James Meindl.
Channing Tatum
as "Duke" in "GI Joe". Also here.
Better picture here.
Click here
and here for the real Duke.
Both the toy and the move have an almost flat-top haircut.
Unknown woman -- lesbian with a great flattop. Congratulations to
this couple for adopting a child!
Patrick Arbuthnot, researcher
Frank Sutton
as Sgt. Carter from "Gomer Pyle"
Simon Cowell. He is a hirsute,
older man and perhaps this is a flattop-hairpiece. Looks great in any case.
Also here,
here,
here,
and here.
Ben Daniels as "Goat",
the good-hearted soldier in "Doom". Also here.
Wesley Snipes
Morgan Freeman with a military flattop
Rob Pellicot
www.crewcut.com -- some "adult" content
www.crewcut.com -- photos of various styles, nothing "adult"
Flattop Archives
John Otto Sess -- geneology archive
Men's Short Haircuts -- mature content
Dave Brousseau's characters Simone,
Miguel,
and Eric
both sport flattops. Mature content.
The Scary Guy --
teaches good living. The Scary Guy
recently visited my barber in Kansas for a flattop.
Carl Kraenzel, physicist from MIT,
playes the Duke in "As You Like It"
before and after (here.
and here).
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Donald Kent "Deke" Slayton -- one of the original Mercury 7. From a tribute page which is now down. Also
here,
and here.
Click here
or here
for a photo of the Mercury astronauts (Carpenter, Cooper, Glenn, Grissom, Schirra, Shepard, Slayton).
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Charles Whitman,
the U. of Texas sniper, suffered from a brain tumor.
Mickey Rourke as
Marv
in "Sin City".
Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
Action figure.
Devil Dog
The Wonder Years
Sam Shepard (right), as the bad guy in "Stealth".
Also here.
The late Alan John
Mansfield, college professor. At his eulogy
the speaker stated, "He charmed us with his own personal fashion movement --
his trade-mark flat-top hair-cut".
Lisabeth's Travels --
[I] was totally amazed to see at least 10 people in long white coats standing in the room.
It was the entire Orthopedic department come to say HI to Lisa and catch
a glimpse of Hague. Nearly every one of these guys had a flat top hair cut,
the style with the macho "Ortho" docs.
The young George Jones,
country singer, wore a flattop. Does anyone have a photo?
| J.K. Simmons
in "Spider Man", sports a flattop with long sides. Asked who he trusts, he
says, "I trust my barber." | |  |
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Jim Carrey
with a flattop in "Me, Myself, and Irene"
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Mohammed Ali / Cassius Clay wore a flattop
in the early days. |
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Sgt. Korso from the DarkHorse
comic prequel to Titan AE.
Like other fictional warriors with flattops, Korso is
distinguished as the most aggressive and the crudest-talking.
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Brian Cramer, Air Force Captain.
Brian Haley, comedian.
Also here
and here.
Mitch Barrie -- "Urban Redneck" humor and comment
Joe Dille -- a tribute from his son
Mike Ditka, football player
Doug Hurley, astronaut
Christopher Joseph "Gus" Loria, astronaut, also here.
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Greg Ostertag, basketball player.
See him
here (draft choice),
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here. | |
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John Duffey, classic
bluegrass. Also here.
Professor Chaston -- another "College English" type
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Jon Tester, a progressive Democrat in Montana's state senate, the US Senator.
Also here,
here,
and here.
Also
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
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MM Flattop,contortionist
Nathan Buckley, "Australian football" star.
Also here. More often, Buckley
sports his trademark "pineapple head" style.
Sheriff Green, Montgomery County, TX.
Chuy Gomez, radio personality.
Terry Sweeney of Saturday Night Life.
Tukul Arwana, also
here.
Jermaine Jackson, brother to Janet and Michael, seen
here and
here.
Child's Play 3
Elvis's army induction crewcut was a flattop. Also
here.
Gus Grissom
Gus Grissom and two other Apollo 1 astronauts at prayer
Gus Grissom
Gus Grissom
Gus Grissom
Gus Grissom's son also had a flattop
Horseshoe Flattop
Bob Sarnowski, also here.
Trimups -- flattop sequence
Daddy's Got a Flattop
Historic Photos
Unknown subject
The Faded Flattop
European Flattop -- in French, it seems to be called "des cheveux in brosse"
Joe's New Flattop
Danny Kravitz, catcher.
Also here.
Unforgotten Realms -- screen shot,
also here.
Tim Robbins
Nick Offerman had a flattop in
Treasure Island and an even better one
(with a beard) as an officer in "Cursed" (no picture yet).
Polar Express
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Dan McCleary with a flattop playing Shakespeare's
war-hero Coriolanus,
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Kerwyn -- iconic figure from the D&D 3.5 Player's Handbook
Sparty,
the ceramic statue of Michigan State's mascot, has a flattop.
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Dr. Fredrick Guzasky, Boston U.
Professional musician with a flattop.
He has his own website.
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Sea Elves -- one with a flattop
Purifier -- from "Heroes of Horror"
Soulborn from "Magic of Incarnum"
Lammasu mantle from "Magic of Incarnum"
Skarn monk from "Magic of Incarnum". According to the authors, the Skarn, who seem to favor flattop haircuts, are noted for lawful alignment.
Phranc and her Phlat Top
Scott Abel, bodybuilder. Also here,
here,
here,
and here.
Lee Yerty, Memphis football strength coach
Viggo Mortenson
had a flattop in Crimson Tide
and GI Jane.
Captain Steve Cox, USMC shows
a senator around the Afghanistan prison base in Cuba
Alphonso Bertillon, early worker on criminal identificaiton.
Glenn "Fireball" Roberts, race car driver
Wayne Brewer with a great flattop
Bo Jackson once wore a flattop
Colossus, the X-man, sometimes has a flattop.
Look here
here,
here,
or here.
He was played by Daniel Cudmore.
BombPop
Ashley -- bodybuilder
Real Programmers Code in Binary
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Russ McCubbin -- old-time actor |
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Jack Kemp, football
player and Republican 1996 vice-presidential candidate,
was known as "helmet hair".
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Paul Maguire, football player
Bill Mathis, football player
Jim Norton, football player
Walt Sweeney, football player
Jarrell Wilson, football player
Harry Jacobs, football player
Randy Orton, wrestler.
Also here.
First-grade teacher
Mr. Doyle, in Baby Blues,
has a flattop. See him
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
Bad Dudes -- computer game
Beat The Cops, book by Alex Carroll on winning
traffic ticket disputes.
Declan Timlin, show-fighter.
Thomas Foy, who survived the July 2002 mine
disaster, has a great flattop. Group photo
with his companions.
Rudy Boesch, of "Survivor". Navy SEAL veteran.
Extreme Flattop from "Extreme Angling".
GI Joe, Canada -- several action figures have flat tops
Sigma 6 -- Duke -- GI Joe cartoon character
GI Joe, USAF air police
GI Joe -- classic re-issue with flattop
GI Joe, "Hawk"
Duke from GI Joe,
also here.
Police Officer, Henry County, Georgia
Maurice Glenn Turner -- poisoned with ethylene glycol
Georgia Police Officer -- Jimmy Jones
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Chip Hazard, in "Small Soldiers",
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George Price, retired airman.
Omer DeBouillon, wrestler-bodybuilder from 1890's era, had a flattop.
This even pre-dates Pierre Curie's.
Dan Gurney, racer.
Matt Damon with a flattop, sort-of.
Physicist Werner Heisenberg with a flattop, sort-of.
Students of quantum physics understand that before Professor
Heisenberg was observed and his photo taken, he both did and did not have a
better flattop. Although Heisenberg was forced to serve Germany during WWII, he
was tremendously relieved
when he learned from a spy
that America would build the atomic
bomb before the Nazis did.
In fact, he may have saved the world by not telling his bosses
what they needed to know.
Chip Gizmo
from "Beetle Bailey", new character
Dan Ackroyd in "Chuck and Larry." His fireman gets called "pine head."
Robert "Butch" Dole.
J P Scarisbrick, physician
Crewcut Racing
Paul Blakley -- blood recipient
Ramp Trucks -- "tough guy" business logo
Body Alive -- defunct line of sports clothing
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Bruce Holmberg, a
West Point graduate, now doing philanthropic work. |
Nicholas J. Piantanida, high-altitude skydiver, lost his life in a jump.
Keith Storey, airplane racer
R. Lee Ermey, best-known from Full Metal Jacket
Dark Elf -- from an adventure gaming ad.
Fernand Hubert -- amateur radio
Sam J. Jones starred in "Flash Gordon"
Sam J Jones, in "Gold of the Samurai"
Haldeman
Paul von Hindenburg, the German politician, had a near-flattop
Unknown US marathon runner
Unknown US marathon runner
Army Runner
Mad Magazine
Colin Farrell. Also
here
and here ("Pride
and Glory").
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Kostya Tszyu, Russian-born boxing sensation, now
an Australian citizen
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Kevin Joseph, a computer wizard
who also plays for the Minneapolis
Admirals hockey team, is the first friend I met on the internet.
Also
here and
here.
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Glenn Tunney.
March 1957. "Want a flat-top haircut? If you do, it is going to cost you more.
The Fayette County Barber's Association has announced that the price
of a flat-top haircut will increase from $1.50 to $1.75 next month. In making
the announcement, Gregory Bokosh, association secretary, explained that it takes
barbers twice as long to give flat-top haircuts as it does to
give regular ones."
David Brown, investigator for the Greene County, Missouri,
medical examiner's office
Joel
McKinnon Miller -- for some reason, at a pro-polygamy site.
Also here.
Militia Member ... cartoon from "Wizards of the Coast".
Mr. Mire -- "Stone Soup".
Keith Bowman, head of Purdue's school of materials engineering. Also
here.
Doonesbury panel -- 12/11/06. New character introduced, named Kurt.
El Mayimbe -- Antony Santos at Shea Stadium
Unknown Gulf Warrior
Cartoon Lifeguard -- St. Petersburg Times
LTC Tim Ryan, serviceman in Iraq and writer.
Army
Basketball Flattops
Detlef Schrempf, basketball player.
Also here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
and here.
Eric Montross, basketball player.
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caricature made during a brainstorming session predicting what the world will
be like in the year 2016 |
Johannes Gunderson -- German
British Medical Journal -- cartoon of an American
health-care system victim, with flattop, January 12, 2008.
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Bill Gardner.
Operates "Flat Top Productions." Link is now down. |
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another of my cyberfriends. |
| Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister in "Home Alone". Thanks to cyberfriend Joshua Horne for bringing this to my attention. | |  |
The late Trevor Goddard, champion boxer turned actor, as "Kano".
Also in Men of War.
Unknown motorcyclist
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Greg Rourke took this photo
of a classic Schlitz sign in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, in 2006.
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Richard Coles
of the band "Communards." He became an Anglican priest.
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I get my flattop trimmed at Joe Vento's, 5106 Independence Avenue, KCMO 64124.
My cyberfriend Lewis McDowell highly recommends
Ray's Barber Shop, 1565 W. Main #215, Lewisville TX 75067 (ask for Lorelie).
My cyberfriend Kristin Currier
is a sometime hairstylist with a perspective to share. "The fans of hardcore
(and 'Oi' style, or 'streetpunk') music ... particularly Sick of it All, who
write songs about social and political ills and the desire for positive change...
tend to separate themselves from the similar heavy-metal crowd not only by
clothing style but by hairstyles. Flat-tops, bald, mohawks, buzzcuts or just
plain short are far more prevalent in hardcore than long-hair metal styles.
I attribute that to hardcore's (at least the old-school kind) overall positive
'You can make the difference' message. Most people who listen to Sick of it All,
Agnostic Front, Dropkick Murphys and the like generally go for a cleaner-cut, tough-guy
blue-collar urban look... a street-kid-outsider-on-the-fringe-all-grown-up-now
and who has overcome his troubles, loves his friends and family, is highly
critical or organized religions, politics, and generally looking to create
or keep whatever sanity there is to be had in a bleak and desperate world.
Long hair is for hippies and cop-outs. However, they are still
"anti-establishment" types, so to separate themselves from the red state
types, lots have tons of tattoos, weird facial hair, or some kind of article
of clothing to keep from being confused with cops, jocks or jarheads."
If you continue looking for flattop haircuts on the web,
you'll eventually find a particular "Bible Ministries"
site (of the rules-and-prooftexting type)
which explains at some length why flat top haircuts are sinful.
They also claim that all the dinosaurs lived within the past 6000 years and that
some of them could breathe fire.
They forbid organ donation to strangers because the organs would
probably get used
for sinful purposes, and most people are wicked and don't deserve to have their
lives saved.
And they disapprove of interracial marriages because God intends that the races
hate one another; otherwise, human beings would unite against Him.
Of course, this is directly contrary to the mainstream Christian faith as you can see it
practiced every day in the service of others.
If you want to believe this stuff, or consider these people to be "Christians",
that is your business.
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